Okay, so this “kev car” thing. Lemme tell ya, it started as a weekend project. Sounded pretty straightforward, you know? Just a little toy car I wanted to get moving, maybe teach myself a thing or two. My kid, Kev, he’s always on about wanting something “custom.” So, “kev car” it was gonna be.

First up, I went and got all the bits and pieces. I thought I’d be clever and grab one of those all-in-one kits you see online. Picked a cheap one. That was my first big mistake, right there. The instructions, if you can even call them that, looked like they were scribbled down by someone who’d never seen a car, let alone built one. The pictures were blurry, and half the time, they didn’t even match the parts I had in my hands. And, of course, a few crucial screws were just… not there. Classic stuff when you try to save a few bucks, I suppose.
I must have spent a whole Saturday afternoon just wrestling with the chassis. My fingers were aching. Those little plastic bits felt so flimsy, like they’d just give up and snap if I breathed on them too hard. This whole thing was supposed to be a bit of fun, remember? At that point, not so much.
Then came the electronics. Oh boy. We’re talking a tiny motor, a little circuit board, and a bunch of wires that looked like spaghetti. Now, I’m no electronics genius, okay? I can usually follow a diagram if it’s clear. But this diagram, it was more like a piece of abstract art. Lines going everywhere, symbols I hadn’t seen before. It was a proper puzzle.
My grand plan was pretty simple: make the car go forward, make it turn. Maybe stick a little LED on it for headlights. Nothing too ambitious. So, I started hooking everything up, or at least what I thought was the right way. Double-checked all my connections. Plugged in the battery. And… nothing. Stone dead. Not a flicker, not a buzz.
So, I went back, checked every single wire. Fiddled around. Still zilch. I actually had to walk away for a bit. Made some coffee, just stared at this pile of plastic and wires. It felt like it was staring back, just laughing at me.

Turns out, after what felt like an eternity (probably two hours), one of the main wires that came with the kit was just a dud. No connection. Completely useless. I had to dig through my old box of electronic junk, find a spare bit of wire, and splice it in. Finally, with the new wire in place, the motor gave a little whirr! Victory! Or so I thought.
Next up was the “brains” part, the programming. It used some block-based coding thing. Supposed to be super easy, drag and drop. So, I dragged in the “move forward” block. Hit run. And the “kev car” shot backwards at full speed, straight into the leg of the table. Thwack!
Okay, deep breath. Maybe I got the motor wires crossed. Swapped ’em over. Tried again. This time, it just spun around in crazy circles. Like a dog chasing its tail. Kev, my son, he found that part absolutely hilarious, so at least someone was enjoying this circus.
It was a genuine headache, this whole “kev car” adventure.
- The kit itself was pretty much bargain-bin quality.
- The instructions were a complete riddle.
- My soldering, well, let’s just say it’s not going to win any awards anytime soon.
Eventually, after a lot of muttering under my breath, and maybe a few choice words I wouldn’t repeat, I got it to sort-of work. It moved forward. It turned. Most of the time when I told it to. The little LED light I added? It flickered a bit uncertainly, like it was still making up its mind if it wanted to be a headlight or not.

So, why am I even bothering to tell you all this about my “kev car” struggles?
Well, look, it was never really about building the world’s best remote-controlled car. Not from a cheap kit, anyway. It was more about, I dunno, just the process. Sticking with something even when it’s frustrating and feels like it’s fighting you every step of the way. And my kid, Kev? He actually played with it for a good ten minutes. Then, predictably, he was back on his tablet. But he saw me wrestle with it, get annoyed, and then finally, sort of, fix it. Maybe that’s the real thing he got out of it.
And how come I know so much about dodgy kits and wires that don’t work? Because this isn’t the first time I’ve dived into a project like this. I’ve been messing around with gadgets, taking things apart, breaking them, and sometimes, just sometimes, managing to put them back together in working order for years. It’s how you really learn, isn’t it? You gotta get your hands dirty. You make mistakes. You curse a bit. Then you try again. This “kev car” was just another one of those learning experiences. A wobbly, slightly unreliable experience. But hey, it moved. Sometimes. And that’s something.