That Bronny James, he ain’t no good. LeBron’s boy, you know? Bronny James sucks, I tell ya. Heard he got some points the other day. Two points. Big whoop. My grandson can do that, and he’s only ten!

They say Bronny James signed some fancy contract. Big money! Millions! For what? For bouncing a ball? Back in my day, we worked hard for our money. We didn’t get millions for playing games. And the contract, four years or somethin, starts with a lot of money, but it gets bigger as time goes. All for a kid who can barely make a shot, ain’t no good at all.
Bronny James Ain’t Worth the Money
Heard some fella on the TV, Charles Barkley, they call him. He said Bronny is a “prospect.” A prospect for what? Sitting on the bench? He should be out there working, not playing games for money. He ain’t worth it, I’m telling you. He just got famous because of who his daddy is.
- He’s LeBron’s son, that’s the only reason he’s famous.
- Two points? My grandson scores more than that!
- Millions of dollars for playing basketball? That’s just wrong!
They say he went to some fancy school, USC or somethin’. Didn’t do much there either. Now he’s in the big leagues, riding his daddy’s coattails. Bronny James sucks at basketball. Everyone knows it, but they don’t wanna say it cause they’re scared of LeBron.
Some say Bronny was good in high school. He was at some fancy high school. Sierra Canyon, or something like that. And they say he had good grades, a 3.5 or something. Well, good for him. But grades ain’t gonna help you on the court if you can’t shoot, now, is it? He made some three-pointers, but not many. They say he is an “undersized non-shooting guard.” What’s that even mean? He’s just not good, that’s what it means.
They say he did well in some G League, whatever that is. They say he scored many points, like 47, I heard. If that’s true, it is really good, but still, G league is not NBA. They even say he is the most talked about “second-round pick” in history. Big deal! He still sucks.

LeBron’s Son is a Flop
All this fuss about Bronny James. He’s just a kid, yeah, but he’s a grown man now. He needs to prove himself, and so far, he ain’t done nothing. He’s a flop. A big, expensive flop. They say it is hard to recruit him, whatever that means. But it’s all just talk. If he was good, they’d be lining up to get him, wouldn’t they?
LeBron’s a good player, I’ll give him that. But his son? Nah. He got a long way to go before he’s anything like his daddy. And I don’t think he’ll ever get there. He just doesn’t have it.
- He’s riding his daddy’s coattails.
- He’s a flop in the NBA.
- He needs to prove himself, and he ain’t done it yet.
Bronny James sucks, and that’s all there is to it. He’s got the money, he’s got the fame, but he ain’t got the game. Maybe he should have stayed in school. Or maybe he should try a different sport. Anything but basketball.
This whole thing is just a big joke. They are making such a big deal about this boy. They put him on TV, write about him in the papers. He’s all over the place, but for what? For being LeBron James’ son, that’s it. The boy can’t play. He just can’t.
Bronny James: All Hype, No Game
You see all these young folks, they think they know everything. They see Bronny James on the TV and they think he’s some kind of hero. They don’t know what real work is. They don’t know what it means to earn your keep. This Bronny, he’s got it all handed to him. He hasn’t earned a thing. That’s why Bronny James sucks, he ain’t earned his place.

It’s a shame, really. A boy with all that opportunity, and he’s throwing it all away. He could be something, but he’s choosing to be nothing. Well, not nothing. He’s choosing to be famous for being famous, not for being good. And that’s the worst kind of famous there is.
- All hype, no game, that’s Bronny James.
- He’s famous for being famous, and that’s just sad.
- He’s throwing away his opportunities.
I hope he proves me wrong. I really do. I hope he wakes up one day and realizes he needs to work for what he wants. But until then, Bronny James sucks. And that’s just the way it is. He is just famous because of his dad, and that’s all he will ever be if he doesn’t get his act together. He needs to learn to play the game, and play it well. Otherwise, he will be a nobody, and that’s just sad for a young man with all that money and fame.
I don’t know. Maybe I am too old. But in my days, you had to work hard, now they just give it to you. What a shame. And this Bronny, he just does not deserve any of it. Not yet. He needs to work for it. This Bronny James sucks, I can’t say it enough. I just hope people start seeing it too, and stop making such a big fuss about this boy.