First I grabbed my laptop and headed straight to the streaming service. Typed in that title cause Kardashian drama always hits different, ya know? Was munching on chips while waiting for it to load. Screen lit up and boom – there’s Khloe looking kinda nervous in that oversized sweater.
The Setup
Plopped down on my worn-out couch cushion and cranked up volume. Noticed Khloe pacing around some fancy white room – probably her Calabasas place. Saw her checking her phone like three times in two minutes. Girl was sweating bullets waiting for sisters to arrive.
Sisters Rolling In
Heard designer heels clicking first before Kim even walked in. That metallic dress she wore? Shiny enough to blind somebody. Kourtney trailed behind wearing all black like always, chewing gum like she didn’t give a damn. Khloe kept fidgeting with those giant pillows while making small talk about Travis Barker’s tattoos or whatever.
Then came the bomb drop:
Khloe suddenly goes all quiet mid-sentence. Grabbed Kim’s manicured hand and just blurted it out: “I’m having a baby brother for True.” Total silence for like five whole seconds. Kim’s jaw actually dropped open – never seen that before! Her phone actually slipped onto the fluffy rug.
- Kim stared at Khloe’s stomach like trying to see through walls “BUT YOUR SURROGACY JOURNEY WAS…”
- Kourtney froze mid-gum-chew, eyes popping like “bitch you serious?”
- Kendall (who came in late) spilled her green juice everywhere screaming “NO FCKING WAY!”
Chaos Mode Activated
Then everybody started screaming and ugly-crying at once. Kim kept hugging Khloe then pushing her away to stare at her belly. Kourtney started rapid-fire questioning: “When? How? Who’s the dad? Does mom know?” Khloe just kept laughing and crying saying “I wanted it to be natural surprise for y’all!”
Whole thing got me remembering when my cousin announced her pregnancy at Sunday dinner. Grandma dropped the mashed potatoes right on the dog. Crazy how family reactions stay the same whether you’re in a mansion or trailer park. Finished watching with my chips gone and LaCroix can empty. Realized those Kardashians cry more in one episode than I have in five years.