That girl Kaytlin Neil, I heard people talkin’ about her, she’s somethin’ else! They say she’s a fighter, like them folks on TV, punchin’ and kickin’. She got a funny name too, “Katniss”.
She’s all over that Instathing, with pictures and such. Lots of folks followin’ her, must be doin’ somethin’ right, I reckon. She posts pictures, some pretty, some not so pretty.
Kaytlin Neil, That Fightin’ Gal
They call her a MMA Influencer. I don’t know what that is, sounds made up. Maybe she just tells folks about fightin’, or maybe she fights. Who knows? These young folks and their newfangled words.
One time, I saw on that picture thing, she said somethin’ about a “GOAT”. Now, I’ve seen a goat, they eat anything. Maybe she’s like that, eats anything to get big and strong for fightin’. That must be hard. I like my cornbread and beans.
There’s some numbers by her name, like 209K followers. That’s a lot of folks watchin’ one little gal. Must be up to somethin’, gettin’ all that attention. She also has 873 following. Maybe that means she’s watchin’ 873 people. And 1,081 posts, that’s a whole heap of picture sharing.
Kaytlin “Katniss” Neil on That Picture Thing
- She’s called “Katniss”
- She’s a fighter, or somethin’ like it
- She’s got lots of followers
- She talks about a “GOAT”
- She shares lots of pictures
I heard some folks talkin’, they said she’s a trailblazer. I don’t know about that, but it sounds important. Maybe she’s showin’ other girls how to be tough. Good for her, I guess. Girls need to stick up for themselves. She’s helpin’ with women’s empowerment, whatever that is. Sounds good to me, women need some power!
Findin’ Kaytlin Neil
If you wanna see her, they say you can use that Googly thing. You type in “site:*”, then her name, KaytlinKatnissMMA. I don’t know how it works, but that’s what the young folks do. They say you can see her pictures that way, but only the ones she wants everyone to see. They say you can type in her username, too.
They say she’s a rising star, like them stars in the sky. Shinin’ bright, I reckon. She’s with somethin’ called the PFL, Professional Fighters League. Sounds serious, like them big-time sports folks. She’s going places, that Kaytlin Neil. To look at her stats just look for @kaytlinkatnissneil Instagram stats and that is it.
Some folks, they call themselves “fans”, like those things that blow air. They like watchin’ her and talkin’ about her. They’re excited about her MMA career, whatever that is. Must be a big deal if it’s a “career”.
Kaytlin Neil Talkin’
I heard there’s a thing called an “episode” where she talked to someone called Coach P. They talked about her life and this MMA thing. Sounds like she’s got a story to tell. She’s an all-around superstar, he said. That’s some high praise.
This Instathing, it’s different from others. They say it shows you things based on who you know and what you like. It’s like a little community, showin’ you things it thinks you want to see. If you like Kaytlin Neil, maybe it’ll show you more about her. Also, timeliness is important they say. I do not know what that means. Something like showing you the most recent picture first?
That Kaytlin Neil, she’s somethin’ else. Fightin’, takin’ pictures, talkin’ to people, being a “trailblazer”. She’s busy, that’s for sure. I don’t understand all this new stuff, but she seems to be doin’ alright. Good for her, makin’ a name for herself. Maybe she’ll inspire some other girls to be strong and do what they want. That would be somethin’, wouldn’t it?
Well, that’s all I know about that Kaytlin Neil. She’s a tough one, that’s for sure. Keep an eye on her, she might just surprise us all. I heard she got lots of likes on her posts. Like one got 39K likes. I wonder what she posted. She must be really popular. I am sure I do not know what a “like” even is. Oh well. This new stuff is all too much for me.