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So, I saw this thing online about George Russell, you know, the F1 driver? Apparently, he’s got this particular routine when it comes to using the bathroom before a race. I thought, “What the heck, let’s give this a try.” It’s not like I’m racing, but hey, maybe it’ll bring some good luck or something.
First off, I had to figure out what this routine actually is. I did a little digging, nothing too crazy. From what I gathered, it’s all about timing and, uh, getting everything out, if you catch my drift, before getting into the car.
Getting Ready
Next, I tried to put myself in a race day mindset. Woke up a bit earlier than usual, had a light breakfast, some coffee. Tried to keep things pretty chill.
- Wake up early
- Light breakfast
- Coffee
- Relax
Then, about an hour or so before my “race” (which was actually just a trip to the grocery store), I made my way to the bathroom. I sat down, you know, and just waited. Took some deep breaths, thought about winning, not crashing. Not much happened.
The “Race” and Results
Finally, it was time to go. I hopped in my car, feeling… well, pretty normal, honestly. Drove to the store, got my groceries, came back home. The whole “experiment” didn’t really make a difference in my day, I guess. I didn’t win the lottery or find a twenty-dollar bill on the ground.

So, did George Russell’s bathroom routine turn me into a superhero? Nope. Was it a fun little thing to try? Sure. Maybe it works for him, maybe it’s all in his head, or maybe I just don’t have what it takes to be an F1 driver. Either way, it was a good laugh. I might do it again, I am not sure.
This whole thing taught me one thing, though. Everyone has their own little quirks and routines. What works for one person might not work for another. And sometimes, it’s just fun to try something new, even if it’s a bit weird. Who knows, maybe next time I’ll try Lewis Hamilton’s pre-race ritual. Or maybe I’ll just stick to my usual routine. We’ll see.