Alright, so let’s talk about this whole France v Albania thing. It wasn’t exactly on my bucket list, you know? But sometimes you just find yourself doing stuff, and then you feel like you gotta document the mess, or the, uh, “experience.”

Getting into the Thick of It
So, the first part of this whole practical exercise was just figuring out how to even be a part of it. Tickets, right? Everyone said, “Oh, it’ll be easy.” Lies. All lies. I spent what felt like ages clicking around, trying to get a decent spot that didn’t require selling a kidney. My practice in patience was severely tested, let me tell you. It’s like they make it complicated on purpose.
Then, getting there. You’d think for something like France v Albania, they’d have their act together with transport. Nope. It was a bit of a free-for-all. I just followed the biggest crowd, hoping they were going to the same place. That’s my usual strategy for these things – blind faith in the herd. Sometimes it works, sometimes you end up at a Tupperware party. This time, thankfully, it was the right direction.
The Main Event – Or So They Called It
Once I was actually in, or near where the action was supposed to be, it was… a lot. People everywhere. So much noise. My main practice here was trying not to get elbowed in the face or spill my ridiculously overpriced drink. I saw some of the game, I think. Flashes of blue, some red. The crowd went nuts a few times. I mostly watched the people watching the game. That’s always more interesting, isn’t it?
- Observation 1: The sheer amount of face paint. Grown adults, looking like angry rainbows. Fascinating.
- Observation 2: The singing. Or chanting. Some of it was catchy, I’ll give them that. Most of it was just loud.
- Observation 3: Trying to understand the offside rule from context clues. Still haven’t mastered that particular skill. Maybe next time.
Honestly, the whole thing felt a bit like a big, chaotic festival where a football match occasionally broke out. Not necessarily a bad thing, just… not what I expected. Or maybe it was exactly what I should have expected. Who knows.
So, What Did I “Achieve”?
Well, I went. I saw. I sort of conquered, if conquering means surviving the queues for the toilets. My practical takeaway? These big events are more about the shared chaos than the actual event itself, sometimes. I don’t think I became a die-hard fan overnight. But I did get a story out of it, which is something, I guess.

It’s like when you try a new recipe everyone’s raving about, and it turns out okay, but you probably won’t make it again next week. That was my France v Albania practice. Done it. Logged it. Now, what’s next on the list of things I’ll reluctantly try?