My Little Investigation: The “Michael Jordan on the Lakers” Thing
Alright, let’s talk about something that pops up way more than it should: Michael Jordan and the LA Lakers. You hear it, you see it in weird corners of the internet, and sometimes, actual human beings ask me about it with a straight face. My face, on the other hand, usually does a little twitch.

So, this isn’t so much a “practice” of something I did achieve, but more like a recurring “practice” of debunking or trying to understand a phantom. Because, let’s get this out of the way right now: Michael Jordan never played for the Los Angeles Lakers. Not for a game, not for a minute, not even in a charity match wearing their jersey ironically. Nope. Never happened.
But the question hangs around, like a piece of fluff you can’t quite get off your sweater. So, I decided, for my own sanity and to have a ready answer, to really dig into why this phantom Laker even exists in people’s minds. My “practice” was to become the unofficial expert on why this isn’t true, and why people think it might be.
First, I just let myself wander through the usual internet rabbit holes:
- Old basketball forums where some hopeful soul in 1999 was sure a trade was imminent.
- Those “What If?” sports articles that are fun but sometimes muddy the waters for casual fans.
- And yes, a few terribly photoshopped images of MJ in purple and gold. Bless their hearts.
What I figured out is, it’s not really about facts for most people who latch onto this. It’s about a feeling. It’s the ultimate “dream team” scenario in their heads. Jordan, arguably the greatest of all time, with one of the most glamorous and successful franchises in NBA history. It feels like it should have happened, or could have happened.
Now, why do I even bother with this?
Well, for a few years, I used to help run a pretty big online sports community. This was back when forums were king, you know? And the amount of times this “Jordan to Lakers” thing came up… it was astounding. We’d have threads, arguments, people swearing they “remembered it.” It was like a weird, collective false memory. My “practice” became trying to gently guide people back to reality without sounding like a total know-it-all. It was a workout, let me tell you.

It’s kind of like those other sports myths that just refuse to die. You know, the ones that are so tantalizing that people want them to be true.
- Did Babe Ruth really call his shot? Highly debatable, but people absolutely love telling that story.
- Was that one championship game fixed years ago? Someone’s always whispering about it.
It’s the same kind of energy. The “LA Lakers Michael Jordan” thing is pure fan fiction that somehow accidentally leaked into the “maybe it’s true” zone for a bunch of folks.
So, after all that digging and countless explanations over the years, my conclusion is pretty simple. It’s a mix of wishful thinking, the sheer power of big names and big brands colliding, and the plain fact that sometimes, cool “what if” scenarios are just more interesting than boring old reality. There’s no complex conspiracy, no forgotten piece of history. Just a dream that never actually was. And every now and then, I still have to dust off my “practice” notes and explain it all over again. Keeps me on my toes, I guess.