Well, let me tell you about this here BMW R800R. Sounds fancy, don’t it? It’s one of them two-wheeled things, a motorcycle, they call it. Big ol’ thing. Seen a few of ’em zippin’ around, makin’ all that noise. This BMW, it’s somethin’ else.

You see that BMW F800R, it’s got a bunch of numbers and letters, sounds like alphabet soup to me. This bike is for sale, so many for sale. There are new ones and used ones for sale. They started making them in 2006. One fella told me they started making these things way back in 1923. Can you believe it? That’s older than dirt!
Now, they got all kinds for sale, all over the place, these BMW F800R bikes. Dealers got ’em, people sellin’ ’em on their own too. And the prices? Well, they’re all over the map. You can get one of these BMW F800R for around $3,000 and all the way up to $9,000. Depends on how old it is, I reckon, and how much someone’s willin’ to pay for these used ones. If you want a new one, it will cost you much more money. Some places called Autotrader and Motorcycles, that’s where people go to find their motorcycles. There are other places such as BikeMarket and bikesales. People say it’s No.1 motorbike classified website in Australia. I also heard of a place called MCN. Sounds like a mouthful, ain’t it?
This BMW F800R, they say it’s a “roadster.” Fancy word for a motorcycle, I guess. They say it’s good for ridin’ around town. Lightweight, they call it. Guess that means it ain’t too heavy. Still looks pretty big to me, though. I wouldn’t want to be pickin’ it up if it fell over!
They got different years of ’em, too. 2011, 2015, 2016, all the way up to 2019. And they are different prices, too. 2011 BMW F800R is cheaper than 2016 BMW F800R. They all look the same to me, just a big motorcycle. Maybe they changed some things on the inside. They always do that, don’t they? Tryin’ to make things better, I suppose.
- This BMW bike, they started makin’ ’em a long time ago.
- You can find ’em all over, from dealers and regular folks.
- Prices go from a little to a lot, dependin’ on how old it is.
- They call it a “roadster,” good for ridin’ in town.
- They made ’em in different years, with different prices.
Now, if you’re lookin’ for a BMW F800R for sale, you gotta do some lookin’. Check out them dealers, see what they got. Or maybe you can find someone sellin’ one on their own. Just make sure you know what you’re gettin’ into. These things ain’t cheap, even the used ones.

Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy motorcycles. We just had our two feet, and we walked everywhere. Up hill both ways, in the snow! But these young folks today, they like their fancy toys. And this BMW F800R, it’s definitely one of them fancy toys.
I heard some folks talkin’ about a BMW R 18. They say it is more expensive than BMW F800R. I heard that the cheapest one is BMW G 310 R. I don’t know too much about these. But they are all made by BMW. They say BMW is some fancy German car maker, and they make motorcycles, too. Started making them in 1923, they say. That’s long time ago.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself one of these BMW F800R motorcycles, just remember what I told ya. Do your research, as they say. Find out what year you want, how much you wanna spend, and where you’re gonna get it from. And be careful out there on them roads. These things can go fast!
Well, that’s all I got to say about this BMW R800R thing. Hope it helped ya some. Now, I’m gonna go sit on my porch and watch the world go by. Maybe I’ll see one of them BMWs go whizzin’ past. Who knows!
These BMW F800R, there are many different colors. I saw one called Light White, sounds silly to me. How can light be white? They also have Black Satin Gloss color. The price is also different. The lowest price I saw is $2,999, and the highest price is $9,995. What a big difference! These young people really spend a lot of money on these two-wheelers.
