Hey you little ones! Let me tell ya, I heard you talkin’ ’bout them rarest emotes things. What’s that all about? This old lady gonna tell ya what I know ’bout them dances.
What’s this Rarest Emotes?
Well, them Fortnite dances, they call ’em emotes, some of them, you ain’t gonna see ’em much. They’re like them four-leaf clovers, hard to find! Some you gotta buy, some you gotta earn. I heard some kids say it is hard to get.
Why some emotes are rare?
Well, some of ’em, they only came out for a little bit. Like that Hot Marat, I heard it is super rare. If you weren’t there to get it, too bad, so sad! That’s what makes it so special, see? Not everyone’s got it. That’s why they call them rarest emotes. Only a few people got it, so they are rare, you know?
- Some only show up for a little while.
- Some you gotta be quick to get.
- Some are just old, from way back when.
And then there’s that Take The L. I don’t know what that means, takin’ the L. Sounds bad. But I heard it is also rare. Kids all crazy about it. You had to be there in Chapter 1, Season 3, whatever that means. If you weren’t, then you missed it. Too bad.
Them Old Dances
Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy dances on the computer. We just danced in the barn! But these Fortnite dances, some of ’em are old. Like that Floss one. You see everyone doing it, but it is still rare? Maybe. But it is old. And that Fresh one too. Sounds like somethin’ you’d call a new baby. But it’s a dance, a rare one.
These kids today with their fancy dances. They all want the rarest emotes. Makes ’em feel special, I guess. Like they got somethin’ nobody else has. But it don’t matter what dance you do. Just have fun. That’s what my mama used to say.
How You Get Them Dances?
Some of them, you gotta buy ’em. Like that Take The L. 2000 V-bucks, they say. What’s a V-buck? Sounds like a deer to me. But you gotta pay to get it. If it is in the shop, you know? Then there is some other things like Blue Striker and Cobalt, I don’t know what they are, but they are probably rare too, if you have to pay for it.
I heard some of them, you can get by just playing, but they are rare too. Maybe you need to win, I don’t know. Kids these days, they know everything about these things. But that’s how they get those dances. They buy ’em, they earn ’em. And the rarest emotes, well, they’re the hardest to get.
Just Dance and Have Fun!
So, there you have it. Them rarest emotes, they’re just dances that are hard to get. Like findin’ a needle in a haystack. But don’t you worry none about gettin’ ’em all. Just have fun dancin’. That’s what’s important. You don’t need no fancy dance to have a good time. Just shake your booty and have a laugh. Like my mama said, dancing is good for your soul. Even if you don’t have them rarest emotes.
These young people, they are crazy about these dances. I don’t know why. In my days, we just danced. We don’t need to buy any dance. But these rarest emotes are hard to get. So maybe that is why they want it. They want what is hard to get. I don’t know. Old people like me don’t understand these things. But if you want them rarest emotes, you have to be quick. And you need a lot of them V-bucks, I guess. But it is ok if you don’t have them. Just dance. Don’t take the L, or maybe do, I don’t know. Just have fun, that’s what I say.