Well, let me tell you, that Bayer Leverkusen and Bayern Munich, they sure are some big football teams. I heard folks talking about the “posiciones de bayer leverkusen contra bayern,” and it got me thinking. This here is about them two teams and how they do against each other. It is kind of like when my neighbor’s rooster gets into a fight with our old hen. A real fuss!
That Leverkusen team, they are tough like old boots. They got some good players, I hear. That Nathan Tella, my grandson tells me he scored the winning point, the only one, the other day. They play good as a team, like a bunch of us women shelling peas at the church social. Each one has their job and they all do it together. That’s how they win. They move quick, like a weasel in the henhouse, and they ain’t afraid of nobody.
- Bayer Leverkusen, they tough.
- They got this Tella fella.
- They play good together, like a team should.
- They fast and they ain’t scared.
Now, that Bayern Munich, they are like the big dog in town. Always winning, always got the best of everything. Heard they got some fancy player, Harry Kane, who scores more goals than a chicken lays eggs. They got all the money and all the fancy stuff. But sometimes, even the big dog gets bit. Even the best team can have a bad day. You know, like when my prize-winning hog got the runs right before the county fair? Disaster!
When these two teams play each other, it is a sight to see. Like two bulls going at it in the pasture. They run and they kick and they try to get that ball in the net. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other. Sometimes they both do good and no one wins. I heard they played and got 1 and 1 before, what them fancy folks call a draw. That is like when me and my neighbor Bessie both bake a pie for the church supper and they both win a blue ribbon.
- Bayern Munich, they the big dog.
- They got Harry Kane, a real goal-scoring hog.
- They got money and fancy stuff.
- But sometimes even they get beat.
This “Bundesliga,” that’s what they call their big competition. Like our county fair, but for football. Everyone wants to be the best. Leverkusen and Bayern, they are always up there at the top, fighting it out. They play on Sunday, October 17, the year 2021 and 2022. I heard folks say they are playing this year at the BayArena, whatever that is. Sounds fancy. It is going to be a big one, like the time my cow got loose at the church picnic. Chaos, I tell ya!
They keep track of all the goals and who wins. They call it “scores” and “stats”. Like how we keep track of how many eggs our hens lay. Every goal counts, just like every egg counts. And if you don’t let the other team score, that’s called a “Clean Sheet.” Sounds like laundry day to me! They got these things called “rosters,” which are the names of the fellas playing, and “odds,” which is like guessing who is going to win. I reckon it is all a bit complicated for an old gal like me, but the young folks sure do love it.
They have these fancy words like “Head to Head” and “prediction stats”. It’s like when you try to figure out which of your grandkids is gonna grow the tallest. You look at their parents and you make a guess. It is not always right, but it is fun to think about. And that Robert Andrich and Aleksandar Pavlović, they are like my two prize roosters, always ready for a fight.
- Bundesliga is like the county fair for football.
- They keep track of “scores” and “stats”, like eggs.
- “Clean Sheet” is like a good laundry day, no goals for you!
- “Rosters” and “Odds” and “Head to Head” are fancy words.
- Robert and Aleksandar, they like my fighting roosters.
So, this match between Bayer Leverkusen and Bayern Munich, it is a big deal. It is like the Super Bowl, but maybe a bit different. All I know is, it is gonna be a good one. Hope nobody gets hurt, though. Football can be rough, like trying to herd cats. You never know what’s gonna happen. Just gotta sit back and watch the show, I guess.
These games are like a big party. Everyone is excited, shouting and hollering, the whole shebang. They are a lot of fun, even if you don’t know all the rules. Just like our town’s square dances. You might not know all the steps, but you can still have a good time!
I reckon that’s all I got to say about these “posiciones” and football. It’s all a bit much for me, but I try to keep up. The young folks, they love it. And it’s good to see them having fun. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They are probably getting into some mischief, just like those football players.