Well, hey there, you! Let me tell ya, this here ARK: Survival Ascended, it ain’t like the old one, no sir. It’s got all sorts of newfangled things. And the kibble? Don’t even get me started on the kibble! Back in my day, we just threw some berries at them dinos, and they liked it just fine. Now, it’s all fancy and complicated. But this old gal figured it out, so you can too!
This here thing, they call it “unique kibble”, is mighty important for them creatures, I tell ya. You wanna tame them big ol’ beasts, gotta have the right kind of food. It’s like with chickens, you feed ’em good, they lay ya good eggs. Same with these dinos, only a bit more…bitey.
First off, you need a cookin’ pot. Ain’t no use tryin’ to make kibble without one of them. Just like you can’t make a stew without a pot, right? And it ain’t just throwin’ stuff in there willy-nilly. There’s a right way and a wrong way. This ain’t like slinging some veggies and meat into a soup and hoping for the best. Each critter needs a specific kibble!
- Extraordinary Kibble: Now this here is the top-notch stuff. Like the Sunday roast of kibble.
- You use it for them fancy creatures. Like that big bird, the Griffin, or that lizard thing, the Megalania.
- And that rock fella, the Rock Elemental, and that cat in the trees, Thylacoleo. And don’t forget the Yutyrannus!
- You gotta have a Special Egg, like from that Yuty-thing I just mentioned.
That Yutyrannus, sounds like some kind of disease, don’t it? They give ya a “Special Egg”. Now ain’t that somethin’? You need that for the Extraordinary Kibble. It’s like the secret ingredient in grandma’s pie. Can’t make it without it!
And then you need some honey. But not just any honey, mind you. It’s gotta be from them giant bees. Giant Bee Honey, they call it. Good luck gettin’ that, I tell ya. Them bees ain’t friendly. They are big and mean. But that honey makes the best kibble, just like wildflower honey makes the best biscuits.
Then there’s this…this soup stuff. “Lazarus Chowder”. Sounds like somethin’ that’d raise the dead, don’t it? Well, maybe it does somethin’ for them dinos. You need that in the Extraordinary Kibble too. I don’t know how you make it. All these new recipes are too much. But it is important. Like salt in your stew.
And Mejoberries! Can’t forget the Mejoberries. Them purple ones. They like ’em sweet, these dinos. Just like how everyone loves a sweet berry pie. And don’t forget the Fiber. Fiber is important. Keeps things movin’, if ya know what I mean. Same for dinos, I reckon.
So, for that Extraordinary Kibble, you gotta mix all that stuff together. Special Egg, Giant Bee Honey, Lazarus Chowder, Mejoberries, and Fiber. Sounds like a right mess, don’t it? But them dinos, they love it. This unique kibble on the island ark ascended is a big deal.
Now, I ain’t gonna tell ya how to make all the other kibbles. There’s a whole bunch of ’em. Different ones for different critters. It’s a whole thing, I tell ya. This ARK: Survival Ascended, it’s a lot to learn. But this old gal, she’s gettin’ the hang of it. And if I can, you can too.
This kibble thing, it ain’t just about feedin’ ’em, neither. It’s about tamin’ ’em. You give ’em the right kibble, they’ll be your best friend. Just like a dog, you give it a bone, it’ll follow you anywhere. Only these “dogs” are a bit bigger. And have bigger teeth.
Just remember, that Extraordinary Kibble is for them special dinos. Don’t go wastin’ it on just any old critter. It’s like usin’ your best china for everyday meals. Save it for special occasions, ya know? This whole unique kibble on the island ark ascended is a lot of work, but very important.
I reckon there’s more to this whole kibble business than I know. But this is a good start, I think. You young’uns, you’re probably better at this than me. But even an old gal like me can learn a few new tricks. And this ARK: Survival Ascended, it’s got plenty of new tricks to learn, that’s for sure!
So there ya have it. My two cents on this whole unique kibble thing. Hope it helps ya out some. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see about supper. Ain’t no fancy kibble for me, just some good ol’ fashioned stew. Maybe with some of them Mejoberries for dessert. They are pretty tasty, I gotta admit.