That Verstappen, he’s a wild one, ain’t he? Always in a hurry, like a chicken with its head cut off. He and that Hamilton fella, they’re always at it, like two roosters in a henhouse. This time, they got tangled up at the Italian Grand Prix. Sounds like a real mess, that Italian Grand Prix race.
I heard that Verstappen boy, he got himself a penalty. They say he’s gotta start further back in the next race, something about a three-place grid penalty. Serves him right, I reckon. Can’t just go around bumping into folks like that, even if it is a race. You gotta have some manners, even on that race track.
That Hamilton, he’s a tough one too. He’s been around the block a few times, that one. He probably gave as good as he got, I bet. But that Verstappen, he really needs to learn to share the road. The stewards, they said he was mostly to blame. That’s the folks who make the rules, you know. They watch them drivers like hawks. This ain’t the first time these two have tangled and I bet it won’t be the last.
They say this Verstappen got a penalty, but sometimes those penalties, they don’t really do much. It’s like slapping a fly with a feather. He still gets to race, don’t he? They should make him sit out a race or two, that’d teach him a lesson. Or maybe have to sweep the track after everyone else is gone. Something that would make him think twice next time.
This whole thing happened at the Italian Grand Prix, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I bet it’s a big to-do, with all them cars and all them people. We don’t have nothing like that around here, just the old tractor pull down at the county fair. But I guess it’s the same idea, just faster and with more fancy cars. Everyone wants to be first, I guess.
Here’s what I heard went down in Italy:
- Verstappen and Hamilton, they bumped, on lap 26.
- They say it was at the first chicane, whatever that is.
- Stewards said Verstappen was more at fault for the collision.
- Verstappen got a three-place grid penalty for Russia, sounds like a slap on the wrist to me.
Now, I heard that Hamilton fella talking about how this penalty for Verstappen is a good thing. He says it’ll keep drivers safe. Well, maybe. But it seems to me like they’re always bumping into each other, these two. They need to learn to keep their distance, like two dogs circling each other, sniffing each other out. I think it is really dangerous and someone could get hurt. But they are professionals, maybe they know what they are doing.
I seen some pictures of it, and it looked like a right mess. One of them cars was practically on top of the other. How they get out of that without getting hurt, I don’t know. They must have some strong cars, that’s for sure. Stronger than my old pickup truck, that’s for sure.
Someone told me that this Verstappen, his car landed on the ground after it hit Hamilton’s. Can you imagine that? Landing on the ground like that could cause some serious damage. They got lucky this time, but who knows what could happen next time. They should just slow down.
I heard they both got away without any penalty at the Hungarian Grand Prix. Sounds like those stewards are a bit soft sometimes. Need to be stricter, I say. Otherwise, these young’uns will just keep on pushing the limits, seeing what they can get away with. Just like kids, ain’t they? They don’t have any care for rules, always wanting to get their own way.
This whole thing, it just shows you that even when you’re at the top, you still gotta follow the rules. And you gotta watch out for the other fella. It’s just like life, ain’t it? You can’t just go around bumping into people and expect to get away with it. Sooner or later, you’re gonna get a penalty. They need to learn some respect for each other. But that might be asking for too much from these young fellas.
That Verstappen better watch his step. He’s got talent, that’s for sure. But talent ain’t everything. You gotta have some common sense too. And you gotta know how to play nice with others. Otherwise, you’re just gonna end up in a heap of trouble. Just like he did at this Italian Grand Prix. Hope he learns his lesson, that’s all I gotta say. It will be good for him to learn from his mistake and get better in the next race.