So, this police bike thing. It wasn’t like I woke up one day wanting to join the force or chase bad guys on two wheels. Nah, nothing like that. It was more… well, you know how sometimes you just get an idea stuck in your head? This was one of those.
They say bikes are about balance, right? Maybe I was feeling a bit off-kilter. Life throws stuff at you. Or maybe it was just that I saw one, a proper one, and thought, ‘Huh, that’s a bit of kit.’ Not the actual policing part, mind you, but the machine itself. The presence of it.
My Journey Kicking This Off
Anyway, I decided I was going to make one. Not a real one, obviously. I don’t have that kind of setup, or, frankly, the permission! Just a project, something to get my hands on. First, I needed a base. I went out and hunted for an old bike. Found this old clunker of a bike, pretty beat up, rusting away in someone’s shed. Perfect. Grabbed it for cheap, too.
Stripping it down, that was the first real job. I spent ages on it. Every bolt was rusted solid. I must have used a ton of penetrating oil. My knuckles were raw for days, I tell ya. Then came the sanding. And more sanding. You think you’re done sanding, then you find another bit. It’s like that with these things, a real test of, what do they call it? Perseverance, yeah, that’s the word. I really had to dig in and keep going.
Getting the Look Right
For the ‘police’ look, I decided to go for that classic deep blue. I got the paint and started spraying. It took a few coats to get it right. Had to do it in the garage, with the door open for ventilation, just hoping it wouldn’t rain. You can’t rush paint. I learned that the hard way on a previous project. That thing ended up looking like a melted crayon because I got impatient.
Then the details. This was the fun part and the frustrating part. I put together a list of things I tackled:

- Decals: I tried to make some stencils myself at first. First few attempts were a total disaster. Paint bled everywhere, looked awful. I gave up on that and ended up ordering some custom vinyl ones. They weren’t cheap, but man, they were worth it in the end.
- Lights (sort of): I wanted something to look like official lights. So, I rigged up some LED bicycle lights. Not flashing blues and reds, obviously, can’t do that. Just some bright white ones to give it that ‘official’ feel when you look at it.
- Saddlebags: I managed to find some old leather ones. They were a bit rough, so I treated them, cleaned them up, and then figured out how to make them fit properly. Gave it a bit of that rugged, working bike look.
What It All Boiled Down To
It’s not like it’s going to see any action. It’s more of a… a thing. A project finished. You know, people always talk about dreams and what they mean. Riding a bike in a dream, they say it’s about your life’s journey, or needing balance. Maybe building this thing was my way of trying to steer things a bit, find some of that balance myself, even if it’s just in the garage. Took a lot of effort, but I got there.
Funny thing is, I actually started this because I was feeling stuck. Kind of like that time I was between jobs, felt like I was pedaling uphill in thick mud, not getting anywhere. Everyone’s got those times, right? You just need something to focus on, something you can control from start to finish. This bike, it was that for me. It wasn’t about being a cop, not at all. It was about making something, seeing it through with my own hands. Every nut, every bolt I tightened, every layer of paint I applied. That was all me.
So now it sits in the corner, looking pretty sharp if I do say so myself. Not a real police bike, no. But it’s my police bike. A reminder that sometimes you just gotta build your own balance, your own bit of order, even if it’s just with an old frame and some fresh paint. It’s not about grand adventures or chasing freedom on the open road for me with this one. It’s simpler. It’s about the making, the process of putting it all together.